I know what you are thinking: How can B simultaneously be itself and its opposite? This is an answer best left to crackpot philosophers — those with too much free time and whose silver-spoon births have provided too many hours of luxurious contemplation. Dullard navel-gazers, the lot. I promise never to address such questions, dear reader.
I will instead make an offer: For a limited time, B and Not B can be yours. Not exclusively, mind you. Ours is a relationship of the most modern sort. It is shrouded in MYSTERY. But holy crap, are you lucky — B and Not B is the beginning of the happiest holiday ever, and just driving distance from your front door! They’ve got it all: indie pop anthems, psychedelic soul ditties, and upstart steady rockers… all in one fully geared fun-time band. With B and Not B on the playlist, organize your closets while you whistle in the sunshine. Garden work is no pain; clearing snow is not a strain. B and Not B will make sure that you have fun getting jobs done in 1/3rd the usual time.
These five young gentlemen from San Francisco sure aim to please. They represent a bona fide artistic collective: hustlers, schemers, programmers, songwriters, and showmen. A nerdy supergroup? A group of supernerds? As you like, but these deep thinking DORKS strike with sharpened pencils like Paul McCartney ninjas — scotch-taping pages from everyone’s favorite coloring books together and coloring outside the lines and all over the table. Spin that B and Not B wheel and you’ll take the sharpest curve. Glimpse a little of this side of paradise with their northern soul stunners and high southern harmonies.
Simply put, B and Not B has everything for everyone… always. Do you crave a world of new interests, relaxed easy living, or admiration from your more successful peers? Perhaps you MERELY desire off-street parking? Well, these and many well-deserved rewards will be yours through the magic of B and Not B.
Dear reader, please take note: There are many good reasons why B and Not B is so often talked about:
- Top notch sound-alikes — Zombies, Stranglers, Guided by Voices, Shins
- Multi and media — Hooks up to 22 optional attachments and flip camera
- Subject matters that matter — Linden dollars, seasonal fruits, writer’s block
- Flash-friendly, potable, portable and AVAILABLE at reputable west coast venues
- Trumpet, melodica, and fuzz organ — ready to go!
It is all true. So kids, what are you waiting for?
Very special self-titled debut album AVAILABLE NOW!
B and Not B is…
- David Ricardo: songs, voice, right-handed guitar, trumpet, tequila
- Dusty DiMercurio: songs, voice, left-handed guitar, studio production, tight jeans
- Brad Robertson: bass guitar, video production, big ideas, wisecracks
- Dan Caporale: drums, cymbals, scooters
- Jamie Osborne: keys, delays, doing the needful
